"One of my long range receivers on the roof picked up this weird signal the other day. I spent a weekend trying to decode it with a little help from my best bot and got this. I think it's meant to be a video game, but... it sucks! I can't stomach it for more than like five levels. It feels... alien? I don't even know if it ends. I would assume not! The signal seems to have originated from somewhere deep in the Myrn forest... probably just some kid pulling a stupid prank. It's the strangest thing, though, right after I uploaded this to my personal server, I got a whole bunch of threatening emails from this 'SC' person using a burner. I thought at first it was my buddy crank emailing me, but I asked him and he seemed just as creeped out as I was. Yikes! I don't know how this "SC" knew I had uploaded that file, or what they were even talking about in their email, but I guess I had better up my security. Anyway, hopefully you like this crap more than I do. Bleugh!"

-M.K

[CANON]